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Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told

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The Planet is fine...

The Planet is fine...The people are fucked. See the video

How stupid the average person

I want to live

Slow drivers

I think I am, therefore,I am. I think

Capitalism tries for a delicate balance

Separation of Church and State

I don't believe in..

Prayers

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